My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza. But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.
If you’re not familiar with this man, you should be:
-Donates 90% of his salary; is considered poor because of it. -Legalized marijuana. -Legalized abortion. -Legalized gay marriage. -Open to Syrian refugees; guarantees jobs to Syrians. -Described as an “antipolitician” and “the world’s most humble president”. -Lives on a small farm. -Atheist. -Vegetarian. -Owner of a three legged dog. -Speaks out against greedy spending and corporate abuse. -Opposes war and militarism. -Left wing; opposes religious influence in politics.